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OVA 27.09.2011 23:45

Nalogi.
 
Ne hotel pohabit romanticheskuyu temu pro prostitutok takoy gryaznoy temoy kak nalogi. Nadeyus boyfriend Julii G sleataet na moi babki na holiday, aborigeni kupyat sebe benzina i nanyuhayutsya do oranzhevih chelovechkov s biryuzovim otlivom stroyashih Assuanskyu plotinu iz lastochkini gnezd,Western suburbs dole bludgers rodyat eshe 267.856 detey ( plus minus beskonechnost) i moi nalogi oplatyat neschastnim zasrantsam put v zhizh ili v juvenal hall. Dai bog shtob kazhdiy gandon iz Bankstowna kupivshiy Harley znal shto esli on po pyani ego razobjet sjebivayas v netrezvom vide ot Policii - prostoy nalogoplatelshik vsegda budet ryadom shto bi oplatit medicinskie izderzhki. VOBSHEM DAY BOG I VSEM PIDARAM ZDOROVJA.

OVA 27.09.2011 23:50

No samoe glavnoe. Hrani gospod vseh nashih politikov i pozhiznennuyu pensiyu kotoruyu im platyat iz nashih nalogov za ih rasp..zdyaystvo. God save the Queen!

OVA 28.09.2011 00:00

Correction. "Day bog iM vsem pidaram zdorovja" Dabi ne bila raznochteniy s realnimi pidarami i visheukazannimi. K realnim pretenziy po nalogam net,hehe

OVA 02.10.2011 09:38

Sorry Jane, you can't treat cancer with aspirin. Perhaps in a "bizarro world" of Superman comics you can get ALL ((md) ) your taxes back LEGALLY, but unfortunately not in real life.

Morita-san 03.10.2011 10:32

I am an accountant myself, you can claim 5000 km of work related travel per year ( appr $ 3750 off your taxes) add work related portion of mobile phone, internet, cabs,printing & stationery, self education, proffesional literature & subscribtion, etc.

Morita-san 03.10.2011 10:37

If you are a tradie you're laughing, you will get most of it back ( tools, overtime meals, depreciation etc). Add supporting dependants, rebates/offsets, medical rebates, rental losses etc. Thats the beauty of the system - if you did incur work related expenses througout the year ( and most of us do), you will get most of the income tax back. If you are an employer and pay PAYG/GST thats a different story :)

Алексанов 11.10.2011 04:01

а что по поводу налогов для студентов-практикантов? говорят 12-20 % причем при выезде можно вернуть весь тах?


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