I am proud of our group. Self proclamed royalty, self proclamed journalist. Nam srochnyak nuzhen Napoleon!!!!!
Ya , kak Aleksandr Solntsevskiy ,mogu iz solidarnosti popretendovat na titul Aleksandra Makedonskogo
PRISHEL... UVIDEL... NASLEDIL.....
Eleckih, tebe na vibor- ili Yulius Fuchek, ("Reportazh s ribolvnoy leskoy na shee", although  I think its a bit gloomy) ili Ernest Heminguey (rekomenduyu poslednego -mne kazhetsya "Starik i More", a vernnee "Starik i Riba" v tvoem sluchae podhodit prost idealno),hehe :-D