1. Stop marrying blond tall Swedish lingerie models, switch to pygmies:
a) they can't swing that high.
b) you don't advertise your taste to gold diggers worldwide so conspicuously.
2. Start the process of becoming naturalized Kenyan citizen, we'll give you some change, go give them some hope.
3. Stop trying to be a gold digger, getting in bed with an old married veteran for no reason rarely bring results. Start being your own woman!

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