***Drop out of highschool or get a postgraduate degree, both will likely make you dependant on social or research grants***
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***Buy a crappy used car and say you belive in recycling***
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***Push to legalize marijuana and say you are for herbal medicine***
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***Abuse drugs and say it is a constitutional right***
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***Buy a hooker or drugs in Amsterdam and praise European Culture***
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***Live in crappy indors and say you are an outdoor aficionado***
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***If you can't keep the zipper shut say you are pro-choice***
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***Always say America can do better and never quiestion self achievements***
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***Если руки растут из .....- file workmans comp. claim***
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***If illegal and can't vote claim-voter's intimidation***
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***If cracked coccaine fried your brain - file for SSI***
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***Need representation in DC-vote for democrats*** *
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