Capt. Richard Phillips, who was taken hostage by the pirates. He offered himself to them in return for his crew's safety. WHat a guy! The crew fought off the heavily armed pirates. What a bunch of guys (and girls, I hope)! Their employer, MAERSK cargo company, has offered 10 million dollars of their corporate greedy earnings as a ransom for this one guy. WHat a company to work for!

Our empty-suite-in-chief didn't even offer a sentence of support to the captain and his family. He's busy arranging mortages for people who will never ever pay them. What a slimy douchebag!