So Israel is either in Europe (like Japan is in the West) or Obama's admin is planning to realize the long dream of the Arab world and wipe Israel off the map. Thank you, American Jews, for electing this thing!

Iraq is the SECOND Democracy in the region. But our Dumb-Ass-in-Chief did not major in political geography. He majored in Community Organizing and Fascist Economics 101.

No matter what he does in the Middle East (like pledging $600 million to Gaza) our dwindling Jewish American population will stand firmly behind our Citizen of the World and his Noah's Arc administration. After all, Michelle shows up at some old synagogue in Prague (in that God-awful cardigan), and we go ga-ga over it.