2. Cont:
“Gitmo. Torture. As a liberal, I’m legally required to mention that any time I talk about the military.”
“And that’s as hawkish as I can sound without causing my base to screech at me in their tiny, high-pitch voice. Really, whenever I stir them up, it’s like I made a bunch of alarm clocks angry at me.”
“While campaigning, I said Iraq was just distracting from the conflict in Afghanistan. Now I kinda see why you’d want to distract from it, because I really don’t want to deal with it either.”
“Oh man, I’m so bored just talking about this. Anyone want to hear about health care instead?”
“I’m not really feeling it with you guys. I should have given this speech at East Point.”
“I want you to know that no matter what happens, no matter how dark things get, I will always be here to remind you that this is all Bush’s fault.”
:-D